And To My Loving Grandson Matthew

Sorry for this old joke, but somehow it seems appropriate.
Matthew knew that his grandfather was dying and although he hated to visit the old man he did so on a regular basis. As he would leave he would always say, "Now Grandpa, be sure to remember me in your will". Finally the old man died and at the reading of his will after reading the first of several bequeaths of the old man, the attorney reading the will announced, "And to my loving grandson who wanted me to remember him in my will, "Hi Matthew"

Hi Evan.