Monday, December 31, 2012

The Boys

 
These are The Boys. That is Harry on the left and QD on the right. QD eats to live and Harry lives to eat. Neither of them are what you would call sveldt. Harry is always hungry, and QD, not wanting to be unsociable always eats with him, although never as much. Our computer sits on a table in the living room that also has QD's basket on top. Normally, if I am on the computer, QD is in his basket, watching me.
 

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Best Line Of The Evening

It used to be if you wanted to see a woman's ass you had to open her panties. Now,if you want to see a woman's panties you have to open her ass.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

RTL



Most of the time, since no business thinks its important to make sure that they have enough coins in the cash register, you get Chicklets instead of coins for your change.

Friday, December 21, 2012

RTL


No one says, "Please" or "Thank You".

Nobody knows to cover their mouths when they yawn. When someone does yawn you get an amazing view of their dental work and tonsils.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Reasons To Leave

People who don't hold the door for you.

People who don't know to say, "Thank You", when you hold the door for them.

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Quick Note



If you are watching a performer or a group and someone says either, "Put your hands up" or "Make some noise", you know right away that there will be very little music involved.

My Son, Brandon

 
Brandon was born on November 3, 2012
 
He is a sweet little boy.
 
 

Reasons to Leave


I made an offensive joke a long time ago that started, "Why do Dominicans always drive with their bright lights on? Because they have them. Why do Dominicans always honk their horns while driving? Because they have them." I won't finish the joke now.

I Thought I Was Done Blogging, BUT......



I haven't written anything here in about 6 months. Periodically I think about posting and then it just goes by the boards. I was in Santiago this week and while there I met with two friends. One, Evan is a guy I met about 8 years ago. He owns an English language school in Santiago. Evan has always been talking about leaving the DR, but his business kept him here, although he was gone for long periods. When we met he told me that this time it was for sure that he was not coming back. He is leaving the school in the hands of two trusted employees and he will "monitor" the business from the US.  The other friend, Sal, has been my best friend for the past 36 years. Sal was my business partner and he is my daughter's Godfather. Sal was the first to suggest that I might find the DR to my liking. He has been working here for almost the last 20 years. He, too, is leaving the DR forever. For the past 5 years he has been commuting to the DR spending 10 days here and 4 days at home, which is an amazing amount of travel.

Both Evan and Sal have basically the same reason for leaving. They just can't handle the people here anymore. They can't handle the lack of consideration,ignorance, and rudeness of the Dominicans, just to name a few reasons. No matter how the reason is expressed, it all comes back to the people. They both have met and become friendly with some of the few wonderful Dominicans, but for the most part they just can't handle it any more. The only difference between them and me is that they can leave. I can't.

So I decided while driving back to Bavaro that I would start to chronicle the many things that the three of us find so offsetting. I figured that maybe I would just make a quick entry and run. For example, I might just post under the title Reasons to Leave. In fact that's what I am going to do. I will start with my next post, right now.