Monday, January 23, 2012
How Come?
As we, ah... if only there were a we, are aware, I am the funniest person that I know. I am probably the funniest person that most people know. Today as I was driving I was thinking about the dream that I had last night. It's subject was not relevant but what I did find very interesting was that there was no humor involved. It involved nothing funny. This is not unusual. In fact, in thinking about all my dreams, which I often remember when I wake up, none of them are funny. None of them contain glimpses into to my sense of humor, with its characteristic one liners. How could that be?
Friday, January 13, 2012
The Wonderful Thing About Always Being Funny
Because I am always saying funny things to people I have discovered that I can tell someone the truth, which they may not really want to hear. The good part is that when I say the truth about something I don't like the person just starts to laugh and says something like, "Oh, your so
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
And Another Thing
I have a problem with my prostate with all its accompanying problems but I still can't understand how people using a urinal can miss so much and wet the floor like they do.
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Man Size
Last year I posted a picture of a mannequin in a store window that had the biggest boobs I have ever seen (on a mannequin). While shopping at a store in Higuey I came across her male counterpart.
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