Wednesday, May 12, 2010

This Just In

Wait a minute. This just in:

Domnican political parties announce support from hamburger joints.

PLD - Burger King and Wimpy Burgers---Since all gov't announcements are BS, tie in with Home of the Whopper is a natural. And their borrowing program is definitely inspired by Wimpy.

PRD - McDonalds---Have it your way. At least that's what they'll tell you till they get into office. At which point they will have it THEIR way.

PRSC - White Castle---A formerly popular brand, however more noted for its holes than its substance.

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