Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Wish I'd Written That

From Wicked Chops Poker:

If there's one thing we've learned from the Celebrity Apprentice, it's that Annie Duke gives good head Annie Duke is a whore pit viper Annie Duke is Hitler Joan Rivers' face is about to fall off being married to Joan Rivers would deduct about 20 years off your life Melissa Rivers is a 40 year-old baby Clint Black is creepy with squinty beedy little eyes Herschal Walker still fucking rules go DAWGS fuck yeah Jesse James reminds us of Sling Blade poker players are an extremely philanthropic bunch.

From the New York Times:

One of the problems with aging, amongst the many, is that you are doing more things for the last time than you are doing for the first time.

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