Wednesday, February 20, 2013

The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming

My sense of smell has disappeared. It affects my sense of taste and that is why I like chocolate and other sweets so much. I can taste them. To be honest, I don't think that I have smelled one of my farts for the past 5 years, maybe more. When I take a dump it has to be something really special before I know about it.

Tonight there was a Russian player in the Poker Room who smelled so horribly that I could smell him. The players were made crazy by his foul odor. People kept moving to any open seat at his table to avoid having to sit next to him. As Juan, the regular Poker Room cashier once said, while surrounded by Russians, "Deodorant must be very expensive in Russia."

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