Who Is Happier Than Her

Massiel went shopping today and bought some stuff for our bathroom. Our shower curtain liner had a hole in it and the other bathroom needed a new curtain, so she bought stuff for our bathroom and put the old stuff in the other bathroom. Here is the new rug and the new curtain (please note the holders, she is especially proud of them)and the new rug, and Massiel sitting in the bathroom admiring her good taste. She also said no one is allowed to crap or fart in our bathroom anymore.

My Trip To Santo Domingo

The reason that this picture of this food is so blurred is that it was spinning at about 60 Miles Per Hour.
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What is a 7 foot rooster doing in front of a milk company?

They might be saving water, but the stench is not worth it.

A Joke

A rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "shmuck." At the next Friday night service, the Rabbi announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names, but this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name...and forgot to write a letter.

Maybe True, Maybe Not, Doesn't Matter

In addition to the many official papers (birth certificate, marriage certificate, etc.) that I was told to bring with me to the US Embassy to try to get Massiel her visa, I was told that I had to bring proof of our personal relationship. Since all our accounts (electric, apartment lease, water, etc.) are in Massiel's name because they were all set up prior to my getting my Cedula. I asked if our wedding pictures would be appropriate, and I was told that something showing our relationship would be more appropriate. I asked if pictures of my getting a blow job would be proof of our "relationship".


A Dominican newspaper took a poll of its readers. The question was:

If the only thing that Dominicans want to read is the Sports Section, why does the newspaper have news of the country and the world?

87% answered, "They do?"

The Most Important (And Most Observered) Law In The D.R.

The Law Of Minimum Effort

Where It All Began

6 years ago today. Happy Anniversary Baby.

Another Reason Why I Hardly Ever Watch Sports

Dolphins Scour Field For $50,000 Earring


Ten players were on their hands and knees, poring through the grass for a 2.5 carat diamond earring that belongs to DE Kendall Langford. That'll lower his bling rating in the next Madden update.