Tuesday, January 22, 2013

How Far We Have Come



 I am watching the Rolling Stone's movie Crossfire Hurricane. It traces the Rolling Stones from their very beginning. At one point the song "Let's Spend the Night Together is playing in the background. It brought back an interesting memory. I should first mention how I am always astounded by the language that we hear on TV these days. People talking about what balls someone has, using the word ass, and many other things. I remembered how when the Stones wanted to sing this song, and I am guessing it was during an appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, the were not permitted to sing the title as it was. The idea of two people spending the night together was too sinful for public airing on TV. They were forced to change the lyrics to "Let's spend some time together". If they appeared today to sing the song I wouldn't be surprised to hear "Let's Fuck".

Friday, January 4, 2013

RTL


When you are explaining something to someone when they respond with something that sounds like, "Ahhhh, okay, okay" that means that they have no idea what you are talking about. Not only that, it also means that they want you to stop talking.

Monday, December 31, 2012

The Boys

 
These are The Boys. That is Harry on the left and QD on the right. QD eats to live and Harry lives to eat. Neither of them are what you would call sveldt. Harry is always hungry, and QD, not wanting to be unsociable always eats with him, although never as much. Our computer sits on a table in the living room that also has QD's basket on top. Normally, if I am on the computer, QD is in his basket, watching me.
 

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Best Line Of The Evening

It used to be if you wanted to see a woman's ass you had to open her panties. Now,if you want to see a woman's panties you have to open her ass.

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Monday, December 24, 2012

RTL



Most of the time, since no business thinks its important to make sure that they have enough coins in the cash register, you get Chicklets instead of coins for your change.

Friday, December 21, 2012

RTL


No one says, "Please" or "Thank You".

Nobody knows to cover their mouths when they yawn. When someone does yawn you get an amazing view of their dental work and tonsils.